Sql Commands Through Client!

MOG Hackintosh · Post by **MOG Hackintosh** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:20 am

Fellow posters, I have made it! And now for only two thousand and five hundred american dollars you can have whatever you want on HB USA or HB inter!
For that money I can set you up with my gen-u-ine SQL command-o-matic for use with your gen-u-ine HB client program. This here invention of mine was originally conceived by my cousin Franklin Benjamin after running around in the rain flying a kite. He had an HB client cd on the end of the string and got hit by lightning 4 times when he came up with his invention. It was o-riginally conceived to bring in Mary Jooana into Tee Juana. Now it can be yours for the amee-cable price of only $2500.
If you buy one now at this low introduc-toree price I can also throw in a gen-u-wine three coloured armour set, worn by Slim Pickens, Soupy Sales and Teddy Roosevelt III when they played HB. It will look great with your official gen-u-wine Kloness "Mogulator" sword, signed by MOG herself.
What?
You mean you DON'T have an official gen-u-wine "Mogulator" sword, signed by MOG herself? Why you should be ashamed of your-self. But don't give up hope! For only $50 extra dollars you are entitled to your OWN autographed gen-u-wine Mogulator sword. Of course, that sword will look even better in your 3-coloured armour set, which you will get free buying my hack for the insanely low-price of $2500.
You can of course edit your own 3-coloured set if you buy my hack, but what about COLLECTABILITY? Why, this set of armour was engraved with a lover-ly picture of George Washington throwing a silver dollar over the Potomac river, hitting Jefferson Davis's grandfather in the head, therefore planting the seed of what would ex-plode into the american civil war 100 years later.
Very well, but realise I can edit any item anywhere now, and you will too if you buy my specially priced SQL command-o-matic.exe

MOG "Haney"

Jaap · Post by **Jaap** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:12 am

One problem: no one plays usa/int. So not very useful sadly

RageIlluminati · Post by **RageIlluminati** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:20 am

MOG Hackintosh wrote: For only $50 extra dollars you are entitled to your OWN autographed gen-u-wine blablablaa

get a fcking job n00b

Promote · Post by **Promote** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:23 am

Mog just needs money so she can host

Slipknight · Post by **Slipknight** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:46 am

Promote wrote: Mog just needs money so she can host

I R WAN LAR

I CEN NO COUNT ENGLISH BUT I R HAVING 47,354$ USD MONEYS AN WAN BUY THIS!

Translated by babelfish

Chlis · Post by **Chlis** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:41 pm

why do u always ask for ppl to buy stuff off u on a forum blatently full of ppl age 18- O.o

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:48 pm

Chlis wrote: why do u always ask for ppl to buy stuff off u on a forum blatently full of ppl age 18- O.o

Indeed. It's very understandable that MOG doesn't gives away hacks like this for free. Even if it works. But which kid of 13~18 has $2500 and wants to spend it on a hack.

MOG, could you send me a screenshot of you on hbusa in ares WH, with an open bag full of items with your cursor at any 'famous' player. [unknown_slayer@gmail.com , note, if someone spams me, I will flood them..]

playa · Post by **playa** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:32 pm

u can edit any item or gain any item ?
would it show in the logs as a monster drop?
also why dont u just put a list of items and prices uve got more chance of selling items to ppl than a $2500 program

Slipknight · Post by **Slipknight** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:07 pm

Can half of you reading this post not understand shes just fucking joking?

Chlis · Post by **Chlis** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:04 pm

i get the point that their is jokes in there but i dont doubt that mog has this hack and that he wud sell seeing as he tried to sell 3.8 sources or was that a joke to seeing as i dont think it was..

MOG Hackintosh · Post by **MOG Hackintosh** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:08 pm

playa wrote:u can edit any item or gain any item ?
would it show in the logs as a monster drop?
also why dont u just put a list of items and prices uve got more chance of selling items to ppl than a $2500 program

Why, only a fool would sell golden eggs if their goose was supposed to be in hiding! Remember A-vour? I got her some gen-u-wine high-grade free sample spells and items. What did THAT get me? Sorree, folks, but my hack is worth every penny, cent, and two-o-pence. Selling small items will only get fellers to de-tect me faster and devaluate this precious, one of a kind grade A hack. It would be a shame to denigrate this marvelous techni-co-logical wonder without living out its full po-tential.
I'll be generous with you folks, why, parting with this hack moves me so much that I will include a memento of the transaction. A fully auto-graphed screen-shot of Aresden's finest standing around in west wares-house. Delivered to you for free out of the kindness of my heart. That will be sixty-five cents for handling fee.

playa · Post by **playa** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:16 pm

some proof would be nice this is quite intresting

MOG Hackintosh · Post by **MOG Hackintosh** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:20 pm

NeukenInDeKeuken wrote: MOG, could you send me a screenshot of you on hbusa in ares WH, with an open bag full of items with your cursor at any 'famous' player. [unknown_slayer@gmail.com , note, if someone spams me, I will flood them..]

Mr. Koyken, I will be glad to be of service for you. This screenshot will only cost you $325 and 98 cents. Well you don't expect me to run un-necessary risks for FREE, now, do you? Especially since I have no guarantee that you would be finalising the purchase on this rare, one-of-a-kind gen-u-wine groundbreaking invention.

MOG

MOG Hackintosh · Post by **MOG Hackintosh** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:33 pm

playa wrote: some proof would be nice this is quite intresting

The proof of the pudding is in the eating!....PUDDING!?

Anyway, the nice thing about my being me is that my track record speaks for itself.

As my next, completely satis-fied customer will a-test.

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:38 pm

Mr. Koyken, I will be glad to be of service for you. This screenshot will only cost you $325 and 98 cents. Well you don't expect me to run un-necessary risks for FREE, now, do you? Especially since I have no guarantee that you would be finalising the purchase on this rare, one-of-a-kind gen-u-wine groundbreaking invention.

First of all, my name is Stefan (yes, you can laugh now), and not Koyken. Second of all, no thanks. I rather keep my money and look at one of the USA chars with legit rares I have acces to.
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