The following may be difficult to believe, but I am serious, and help would be greatly appreciated.
My name is Logan, I do not know my full last name, as my I.D. shows it only as "DC". I was born on the 8th of June, 2042, the grandson of a man known to most only by the name of "Orkl".
I have been sent back in time with nothing but a list of places on and offline at which he may possibly be found, and the mission to find and protect him.
In 2034, an exiled prison ship, launched into space by an alien race called the Brraqt, landed on Earth. The Brraqt were a fragile race, but had a knack for technology, seeking to take-over our Planet, they constructed powerful exoskeltons for themselves from the superior alloys in their ship and waged war on the human race. With every human soldier they captured, they increased their number. They turned human captives into twisted abominations of machine and biological matter, attatching all kinds pojectile and bladed weapons to their limbs, and controlled them through brain-implants and sick, makeshift lobotomys.
The Earth seemed almost certianly doomed when the uprising of a freedom fighting force managed to give the human race a foothold against the Brraqt scourge, this fighting group, named the "Rebel Alliance" was led by a man who's name was "Orkl".
On the 15th of March 2065, a small group of Rebel Alliance soldiers, led by me, attacked a Brraqt research facility in what used to be Kansas City. During the fight, we stumbled upon an underground section of the facility, just in time to watch a hybrid supersoldier being sent through a time portal back to what the Brraqt thought (and we naturally assumed as a result of their calculations, knowing they were generally smarter than us) was the year 2036, in order to assasinate Orkl before the Rebel Alliance was formed a year later. Upon witnessing this, we had no choice but the take action, I was given as much information about my grandfather as is known, and went through the time portal.
Unfortunately, it seems the Brraqt calculations were in fact wrong, and the time portal went back quite a bit further than expected.
Please, it is imperative that I locate my grandfather, it is a matter of life and death. If the hybrid supersoldier finds him before I do, the human race is doomed. Forgive me, this technology and culture of this era is very foreign to me, but the information given to me was intended for many years ahead of now, however this websites URL was one of the sparce pieces of pre-war information on Orkl and this website looks like the only way I will find him. If you are out there, or if anybody knows anything, please help me.
-Logan
Looking for Orkl
rofl. Very creative and funny xD
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</a><br><!--QuoteBegin-Slipknight+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Slipknight)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->100mb Internet, burstable too 10GB oc192<br>his speed can go up too 10gbs<br>...<br>Yes my car can have a top speed of 1000mph<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>^^ I wonder where the retard went to.
</a><br><!--QuoteBegin-Slipknight+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Slipknight)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->100mb Internet, burstable too 10GB oc192<br>his speed can go up too 10gbs<br>...<br>Yes my car can have a top speed of 1000mph<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>^^ I wonder where the retard went to. rofl, nuuu dont come after me 
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Only thing it misses is pandas.
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Grandfather! Listen to me: you are in danger. The Brraqt-Human hybrid supersoldier will be hot on your trail.Orkl wrote: rofl, nuuu dont come after me
We must meet, the supersoldier must be destroyed and you must survive. My weapons were lost when I came through the time portal but I will do my best to aquire new ones (which will ironically be at least 40 years older than any of the weapons I'm used to).
The firearms of this era are puny, and although they may pierce it's skin, the supersoldier has internal impact armour beneath it's flesh built from advanced alloys made on the Brraqt home planet and used in the contruction of the exhile ship.
There are 3 types of assasination hybrid supersoldiers, they are all called Jaq units, the word "Jaq" is generally followed by one of three symbols, depending on model, none of which I see on this keyboard, irregardless, I do not know which model of Jaq unit it is. One of the ways with which to deal with them is by wireless hacking. The hackers of our time (called Prophets) have computers intergrated into their brains called IPods (I had no idea of the origin of the term until arriving in this time) and with a deactivated Jaq unit and enough time they can take direct control of it. (This is jokingly reffered to as "Jaqing in")
With such limited firepower, this may be the best way to go about taking on the supersolider.
I do not have an IPod myself, but I know how to build one. I also know exactly how to install it, but I cannot do that myself. Is there any member of this forum who is a scholar of medicine, or perhaps even a qualified doctor, who would be willing to follow the instructions I give them on how to surgically implant the IPod in my brain?
Then all I would need is a way to deactivate the supersoldier for long enough...
Quit your fucking bitching asshole. No one makes you reply or even read this topic. Just fuck off and let people have fun. Just because you have something up your ass doesn't mean you need to spread it. I think it's fucking hilarious.ADDKiD wrote: Can someone ban and stab this mother fucker? This is funny, but annoying...
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</a><br><!--QuoteBegin-Slipknight+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Slipknight)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->100mb Internet, burstable too 10GB oc192<br>his speed can go up too 10gbs<br>...<br>Yes my car can have a top speed of 1000mph<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='signature'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>^^ I wonder where the retard went to.omfg dont you see the world is in danger?ADDKiD wrote: Can someone ban and stab this mother fucker? This is funny, but annoying...
<a href='http://youtube.com/watch?v=B8H29jU8Wrs' target='_blank'>how to fix a broken iPod</a>
<span style='color:green'>Danny says:u dont know how much u can make from weed ,make any item of clothing. im fucking serious, real good ropes!</span><br><br>Helbreath reborn, be there;)<br>owner of hbr.
OMG!! we should run for our lives!!!!!Logan wrote:Grandfather! Listen to me: you are in danger. The Brraqt-Human hybrid supersoldier will be hot on your trail.Orkl wrote: rofl, nuuu dont come after me
We must meet, the supersoldier must be destroyed and you must survive. My weapons were lost when I came through the time portal but I will do my best to aquire new ones (which will ironically be at least 40 years older than any of the weapons I'm used to).
The firearms of this era are puny, and although they may pierce it's skin, the supersoldier has internal impact armour beneath it's flesh built from advanced alloys made on the Brraqt home planet and used in the contruction of the exhile ship.
There are 3 types of assasination hybrid supersoldiers, they are all called Jaq units, the word "Jaq" is generally followed by one of three symbols, depending on model, none of which I see on this keyboard, irregardless, I do not know which model of Jaq unit it is. One of the ways with which to deal with them is by wireless hacking. The hackers of our time (called Prophets) have computers intergrated into their brains called IPods (I had no idea of the origin of the term until arriving in this time) and with a deactivated Jaq unit and enough time they can take direct control of it. (This is jokingly reffered to as "Jaqing in")
With such limited firepower, this may be the best way to go about taking on the supersolider.
I do not have an IPod myself, but I know how to build one. I also know exactly how to install it, but I cannot do that myself. Is there any member of this forum who is a scholar of medicine, or perhaps even a qualified doctor, who would be willing to follow the instructions I give them on how to surgically implant the IPod in my brain?
Then all I would need is a way to deactivate the supersoldier for long enough...
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