When grandfather dies
life will be strange
when grandfather dies
my whole world will change
when grandfather dies
I'll scream and I'll yell
cause i'll be f*ckin rich as hell
So grandfather die
don't keep me in suspense
oh grandfather cough
up that inheritence
oh grandfather don't
hold on another day
I love you to death
but I's gots bills to pay
A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes...in my new swimming pool
I'll party with Hef, I'll dine with the queen
So let's say we unplug that machine
So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
before the fiscal year
Oh how I
wish Kavorkyin were here
For gods sake you must be as old as the sun
You're social security number is one
You're deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood everytime that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
You're so old your penis has vericose veins Oh why dont you die
Oh why must you fight??
You old mother f*cker, just walked toward goddamn light!!!!!
Walk toward the light old man
Walk toward the light old man
Its all over now
My grandad is dead
A mysterious blow
to his wrinkled old head
before i collect, a small oversite
but everything should turn out alright
I'll start working on my grandma tonight