Danes New Rap (Slim Shady)

Post by **charlie** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:28 am

Danes New Rap (My mum looks like a man)

Chorus
{My mum looks like a man
Its hard to understand
She has a big cock
It’s bigger than my footy sock}

How was I conceived
Its hard to believe
My mums name is really mike
Shes the biggest town bike
Too bad shes not a dyke
My mum was originally a man
She the leader of the taliban
Shes in her late sixties
Has wrinkly titties
Back when she was fifty
She started getting all shifty
Started hitting on me
That was what I wanted to see
Those big saggy titties
I saw my mum half undressed
I thought it was the best
Couldn’t wait to see the rest.

Chorus

I want to look like Slim Dusty
Cause my arse is old and crusty
My mums dildo looks heaps rusty

Proud Producers/Lyric Makers

“Jamesco”
“Grub”
“Jewman”
“Red”

Company Name: © Copyright 2000 - 2004 Rotunda Records

Sung By: Slim Shady / Dane Anderson / Fagget

Suck shit you fagget!

B) :rolleyes:

:huh:

:ph34r:

PS Dane likes 10 yr olds

jewman · Post by **jewman** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:35 am

<span style='color:blue'>
How about you add you dont want to fuck with danal
cause danal will give you anal :ph34r:

</span>

Post by **charlie** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:40 am

Upcoming Single "Im cleaning out my mumma"

jewman · Post by **jewman** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:43 am

i wonder if dr dre will help sing that song

jewman · Post by **jewman** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:51 am

grub watch out dane is gonna get his 11 year old groupys on us

jewman · Post by **jewman** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:54 am

:huh: dane hasnt got any thing to say. hes chocking

Sunshine · Post by **Sunshine** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 5:59 am

:rolleyes: ummmmmmm i thought eminems lyrics were shit but this is the worst i've eva heard (unless its got a nice tune

, the lyrics sucks)

slim shady==eminem????

hatchetman180 · Post by **hatchetman180** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:04 am

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Sunshine · Post by **Sunshine** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:41 am

"jewman" aye...so does that mean ur a "jew"?.... :huh:
ohhhh then if u r a jew, then that means ur circumcised right??

PaigE · Post by **PaigE** » Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:51 am

kyles a jew

drkside · Post by **drkside** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 2:32 am

yo paige
im not trying to be mean but theres a monkey wanting a new arse he was just wondering if he could borrow ya face.
bye
drkside

PaigE · Post by **PaigE** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:23 am

yo drkside
i sent ya monkey friend your address, he might get better luck there

and sweetie, isnt there an "a" in darkside...otherwise...wtf is a drkside?
LoVe Ya!
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