Tired of Fat Jokes???

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Post by blonde_bimbo »

Instead of the boring old "ya mama's so fat.." jokes, here's a new spin.......

I lost so much weight I fell into the toilet bowl...HAHAHAHAHA! :D
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Was that spose to be funny??
<span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'><b><a href='http://www.stickdeath.com/killbox.html' target='_blank'>Look at this :p</a></b> </span></span><br><span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'><b><a href='http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com' target='_blank'>and this</a></b> </span></span>
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i forgot to laf
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Post by omar_omiez »

bah.... juz log on to jokes.com..
blonde jokes the funniest lol (no harm meant to blondes) :P
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blonde_bimbo wrote: Instead of the boring old "ya mama's so fat.." jokes, here's a new spin.......

I lost so much weight I fell into the toilet bowl...HAHAHAHAHA! :D
if i knew who you were, id promptly undo my fly and slap you across the face with my penis.
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Post by charlie »

thats my cousin dude..
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charlie wrote: thats my cousin dude..
all the more reason :P

oi we up for tomorrow night or what?
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Ozzie wrote:
charlie wrote: thats my cousin dude..
all the more reason :P

oi we up for tomorrow night or what?
your going to have wild butt secks with charlie?
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binarydata wrote:
Ozzie wrote:
charlie wrote: thats my cousin dude..
all the more reason :P

oi we up for tomorrow night or what?
your going to have wild butt secks with charlie?
its called the pub.
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Post by whitewolf »

i'm sjavascript:emoticon(':o')
smilieo thin that there using me instead of cling wrap :o :o ii'm so thin that if i were 60's clothes my wife thinks i'm atablecloth (but at least i get laid three times a day and pulled of after dinner
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Ozzie wrote:
binarydata wrote:
Ozzie wrote: all the more reason :P

oi we up for tomorrow night or what?
your going to have wild butt secks with charlie?
its called the pub.
YOU HAVE SECKS AT THE PUB?!??!
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Post by locobans »

what the heck is the pub?
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Post by charlie »

*slaps loco with a glove*
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Post by locobans »

:angry: that wasnt funny

*slaps charley and everyone that talk about pub with a huge baseball bat*
QUOTE (ADDKiD @ Dec 1 2006, 4:01 PM) <br>You guys make me laugh alot, half the shit I say, is bullshit...<br><br><img src='http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/492/banssig1ng.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><br><br><b>I see no changes at all, wake up in the morning and ask myself...<br>Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?</b><br><br><b><a href='http://2paclegacy.com' target='_blank'>2PacLegacy.com</a></b>
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Post by charlie »

you were asking for it
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