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Post by Sprint »

Post funny things said by ppl here, this is mine:

I made dinner, all of it whilst my sister sat at her computer doing whatever. Then the dinner is ready, evry1 comes and sits down at the table.
I say (to my sister): Hey you sleeve is touching the edge of the frying pan.
My sister replyes: Oh, WHY THE FUCK DID U PUT IT THERE?!?

thats the thanx u get from making dinner
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Post by bone-you »

Doesn't make much sense.. isn't really funny. Is the computer next to the stove? You didn't quite explain it well. How is her sleeve touching the pan? x.x
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Post by Slayer »

I don't get it either.. Though a funny thing said by sango was that he would "hakk yor(mine) computr in 1 our" (exact quote).

Oh, and for real fun you should read chat logs of Dax and me.
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bone-you wrote: Doesn't make much sense.. isn't really funny. Is the computer next to the stove? You didn't quite explain it well. How is her sleeve touching the pan? x.x
we was eating <_<
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Post by Charles »

"we was eating" haha now that's really funny.
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Post by tester »

Charles wrote: "we was eating" haha now that's really funny.
I agree, I laughed for like 5 hours or so, well actually I didnt, but just a matter of speaking that is

Or to put it in geeklanguage

ROFLMAOMAGGOTPENISLOLCAKEPIE !



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Charles wrote: "we was eating" haha now that's really funny.
can i ask what the fuck is so fucking funny about eating??!? It might be grammatically wrong spelled, who the fuck cares...
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Post by Firestorm »

sry but i really dont know whats funny on that :blink:
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Post by tester »

Sprint wrote:
Charles wrote: "we was eating" haha now that's really funny.
can i ask what the fuck is so fucking funny about eating??!? It might be grammatically wrong spelled, who the fuck cares...
I also lolled about that one

Just to tell u what was wrong

we was
Should of been
We were
lemme learn u the verb called 'To be'

I am
you are
he is
We are
you are
They are

Now the past time :

I was
you were
he was
we were
you were
they were


kkthxbai


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tester wrote:
Sprint wrote:
Charles wrote: "we was eating" haha now that's really funny.
can i ask what the fuck is so fucking funny about eating??!? It might be grammatically wrong spelled, who the fuck cares...
I also lolled about that one

Just to tell u what was wrong

we was
Should of been
We were
lemme learn u the verb called 'To be'

I am
you are
he is
We are
you are
They are

Now the past time :

I was
you were
he was
we were
you were
they were


kkthxbai


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it was wrong spelled, who the fuck cares?? Im not the only person here who doesnt have the perfect english, probably no1 here has a perfect english
dont get whats so funny about it...
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Post by Firestorm »

nice one tester but never forget he/she/it you need the s ;)
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Sprint wrote: no1 here has a perfect english
Mine is pretty damn close in case you HAVEN'T noticed >.> Probably one of the few (if anyone else) here who even have remotely decent English.
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bone-you wrote:
Sprint wrote: no1 here has a perfect english
Mine is pretty damn close in case you HAVEN'T noticed >.> Probably one of the few (if anyone else) here who even have remotely decent English.
I'd like to think that my English is perfect :D
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Post by tester »

Sprint wrote:
tester wrote:
Sprint wrote: can i ask what the fuck is so fucking funny about eating??!? It might be grammatically wrong spelled, who the fuck cares...
I also lolled about that one

Just to tell u what was wrong

we was
Should of been
We were
lemme learn u the verb called 'To be'

I am
you are
he is
We are
you are
They are

Now the past time :

I was
you were
he was
we were
you were
they were


kkthxbai


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it was wrong spelled, who the fuck cares?? Im not the only person here who doesnt have the perfect english, probably no1 here has a perfect english
dont get whats so funny about it...
No I just thought it was funny since he thought 'speaking' was spelled wrongly, however I do not see anything bad with that.


And I had my English exam last week Wednesday, wasn't that bad besides the hard English words I had never heard of before. :(



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bone-you wrote:
Sprint wrote: no1 here has a perfect english
Mine is pretty damn close in case you HAVEN'T noticed >.> Probably one of the few (if anyone else) here who even have remotely decent English.
tsk tsk. I'm not even a native speaker, don't forget me :(
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